Halloween Archive

  • Ever since he was the whole universe when he was two, he has gotten progressively smaller and smaller. He’s been planning to be the dejected, ex-planet Pluto since last Halloween, […]

    Solar System ejection blues

    Ever since he was the whole universe when he was two, he has gotten progressively smaller and smaller. He’s been planning to be the dejected, ex-planet Pluto since last Halloween, […]

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  • Do you know where in the universe you might find this? 400 years ago, Galileo concluded that it was orbiting this: And with that, humanity took a giant step toward […]

    A Gigantic, Happy Halloween

    Do you know where in the universe you might find this? 400 years ago, Galileo concluded that it was orbiting this: And with that, humanity took a giant step toward […]

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  • “What are you?” They kept asking. “The sun and all the planets,” he said. We painted all of the planets on styrofoam balls to hang from his arms, but he […]

    Our solar system

    “What are you?” They kept asking. “The sun and all the planets,” he said. We painted all of the planets on styrofoam balls to hang from his arms, but he […]

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