“Mom… do you know what…” (more laughing), “do you know what my friend John said at lunch today?”
I shook my head. “No, but it must have been funny. What did he say?”
“He said: ‘I have a serious problem – there is no yogurt in my lunch.'”
“And you thought that was funny?”
“No yogurt in your lunch is not a problem. If you think that’s a problem, you don’t know a problem,” he said, completely cracking up.
“What kind of thing do you think is a problem?” I asked him.
“I don’t know. Not that. Maybe… no lunch.”